[borderline-sunflower]

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

[hellkn1ght]

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

[lockelamora]

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

[kaylapocalypse]

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

[wizzard890]

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

[erincrocodile]

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

[legendarymotherofshade]

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

[clockwiess]

GIVE HER ONE, YOU CLODS!

[science-sexual]

I never knew how much I wanted this. When I inevitably teach a lot of high school science courses I must use this gif.

[meggannn]

Hell don’t just teach with the gif, teach with the whole video

[unclefather]

stand off

[cryhaver]

Remember when u used to go over to ur friends house and youd go down to the ‘computer room’ to the dads old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and ur friend would show u charlie the unicorn and epic rap battles of history type stuff on youtube while thier younger siblings bugged you for a turn to use the computer